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Greetings, blubbering masses, and welcome to my blog! I'm CarmenFreakinSanDiego, I like lots of things.

On this blog, I'll post funny or cool things, plus I'll make art n' stuff from time to time. Send me asks if you'd like to. :D
21 hours ago on August 27th | J | 1,167 notes

challengerapproaching:

obiboing:

US prices!

For $12 you get 6 characters, 8 Karts, 16 tracks and bunch of color options for Yoshi and ShyGuy

Updates on the Mario Kart DLC!

21 hours ago on August 27th | J | 8,740 notes
21 hours ago on August 27th | J | 5,550 notes

dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

image

2 days ago on August 24th | J | 40,724 notes

as much as i may shit on the dc cinematic universe for not making movies for characters that would obviously sell, at least dc has the rights to use all of their characters in movies

2 days ago on August 24th | J | 1 note

star-loser:

Jessica is so cold

2 days ago on August 24th | J | 7,079 notes
Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.
Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
Cows: The shit you go through.
This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
Benedict Cumberbatch: did the motion capture for BOTH of those cows.
Dualism: You think you have 2 cows. You think you have a projection of your self in the external world. In fact, cows do not exist, they are merely projections of your own experiences and nothing but your own mind exists. You are alone, but you have some very nice imaginary milk on your nonexistent cereal.
Existential nihilism: You have 2 cows, but what's the use? You still mean nothing in the grandness of the universe.
Bill Nye: Cows, or cattle as they're called, were the first mammal to have a fully-mapped genome. We can prove that cattle share 80% of their genes with humans. Science, man. Not that bad.
Ken Ham: Actually Bill, there's a book out there that tells us that cows were on the ark and the world is only 6,000 years old.
Vegans: Cows are friends, not food.
Tumblr Vegans: HOW DARE YOU HAVE A POST ABOUT COWS DIE SCUM
2 days ago on August 24th | J | 609,191 notes
Tagged as: #long post 
oatmealmarketing:

this pic is crucial

oatmealmarketing:

this pic is crucial

2 days ago on August 24th | J | 108,208 notes
plays

neil-gaiman:

Dear George

I’m sorry*

Neil

* I’m not sorry

"WINTER CAME"

2 days ago on August 24th | J | 1,994 notes
sptd:

hoshaway:

monetizeyourcat:

confirmed

what is this animal

confirmed

sptd:

hoshaway:

monetizeyourcat:

confirmed

what is this animal

confirmed

2 days ago on August 24th | J | 38,684 notes
givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

2 days ago on August 24th | J | 58,127 notes

safelyendangered:

Woah, my inbox is overflowing with suggestions! Thanks everyone, hopefully I’ll find the time to get through a bunch of them.

If you’d like to take part, simply send me a message with an idea!

http://tumblr.safelyendangered.com/ask

2 days ago on August 24th | J | 222 notes

brown-brown:

orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

We have a winner

2 days ago on August 24th | J | 272,779 notes
aheavenpiercingcrimsonface:

Dong-unlimited

aheavenpiercingcrimsonface:

Dong-unlimited

2 days ago on August 24th | J | 1,070 notes

mirror:

Show this gifset to anyone who asks you wtf “Tumblr” even is.

3 days ago on August 24th | J | 30,852 notes
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