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Greetings, blubbering masses, and welcome to my blog! I'm CarmenFreakinSanDiego, purveyor of the strange, and merchant of the humourous. I like lots of things.

On this blog, I'll post funny or cool things, plus I'll make art n' stuff from time to time.

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

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k64corruptions:

Goodbye, Waddle Dee.

k64corruptions:

Goodbye, Waddle Dee.

6 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 403 notes
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thatchickwiththegifs:

The Nostalgia Critic’s Swan Princess review is now on the League of Super Critics Youtube. Posting here for those who may have trouble with Blip or might just want to watch on their dash. :)

7 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 62 notes

lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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Dude the gamecube sucked

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nagi-hime:

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imtheannoyingfriend:

hickory dickory dock
the mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one
and the rest escaped with minor injuries

7 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 27 notes

meladoodle:

the nudes are leaking again? god damnit call the plumber mom

7 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 94,205 notes
collaredfrog:

scoutpixel:

sonic fucked a cactus and this is the result

And their child is a pickle mascot.

collaredfrog:

scoutpixel:

sonic fucked a cactus and this is the result

And their child is a pickle mascot.

7 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 187 notes
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sexhaver:

things i wish i could say irl:

  • ???????? ???? ? ???
  • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • u ok (this is not the same as “you okay?”)
  • that one cover of “What Makes You Beautiful” done entirely in laughs
  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpyingiCwV8
7 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 64,686 notes

superlouis:

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

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