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Greetings, blubbering masses, and welcome to my blog! I'm CarmenFreakinSanDiego, purveyor of the strange, and merchant of the humourous. I like lots of things.

On this blog, I'll post funny or cool things, plus I'll make art n' stuff from time to time.
hillarywhiterabbit:

pixalry:

The Monster Within - Created by Hillary White
Artist’s Tumblr | RedBubble | Society6

Thank you, Pixalry :)

hillarywhiterabbit:

pixalry:

The Monster Within - Created by Hillary White

Artist’s Tumblr | RedBubble | Society6

Thank you, Pixalry :)

14 minutes ago on April 18th | J | 621 notes
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Smegma Mann

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Smegma Mann

14 minutes ago on April 18th | J | 42 notes
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briannathestrange:

WOOOOOOOO! GIRL I’M GONNA GET MYSELF A NEW MANNNN!!! wa- BITCH I AIN’T NEVA SEEN NONE A THIS SHIT (?????HAHAHAHA??????????) BITCH I AIN’T NEVA SEEN NONE A THIS —- I (?????????) AN THEN HE TELL ME, HE TELL ME, HE TELL ME HE AIN’T GOT TIME HAHAHAHA I SAID “BITCH YA COME ON DOWN HERE N BUY ME SOME SHIT I GOT SOME SHOES I GOT SOME BLUES AND YOU GONNA COME DOWN HERE AN GET ME BOTH A THOSE” (you guys seen this shit, dude? d’ y—) MAH GIR—- MAH MAN TELL ME HE GOT MONEY INA’ BAAAAANK. IN DA BAAAAAAAAAAAANK. IN DA VAULT. MAH MAN COME OVA AND HE TELL ME HE GON GIMMIE A PRESENT. huhu HE COME OVA AN HE SAID “HU— MAH PRESENT IS MAH DICK, GURL”. I SAY “YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PRESENT IS? A WHOOP ASS!!!!!” HAHA

15 minutes ago on April 18th | J | 6,364 notes

officialegoraptor:

looking at my grades online

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steadmanslick:

always reblog the creator

steadmanslick:

always reblog the creator

15 minutes ago on April 18th | J | 2,860 notes
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pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

1 hour ago on April 18th | J | 147,062 notes

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

1 hour ago on April 18th | J | 131,799 notes
lolpups:

Animal Crossing Collab - Leif~ ✿

lolpups:

Animal Crossing Collab - Leif~ ✿

1 hour ago on April 18th | J | 314 notes

passthefilms:

The Lego Movie (2014) Dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

Your home, Bricksburgh, is one of many realms in the universe. There’s also this one, Pirates Cove, Knights Club, Vikings Landing, Clown Town, and a bunch of others we don’t even mention. Lord Business, or as you think you know him, President Business, stole the Kragl, the most powerful object in the universe…

1 hour ago on April 18th | J | 3,323 notes
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scottlava:

"Ghostbustland"
My contribution to Gallery 1988’s Ghostbusters 30th Anniversary Show, starting in NYC! (It travels to some more cities, but i am unsure of the details, you guys)
Opening April 19 …runs through 26th
@ 69 Leonard Street in lower manhattan.  (Right around the corner from the Ghostbusters Firehouse)

scottlava:

"Ghostbustland"

My contribution to Gallery 1988’s Ghostbusters 30th Anniversary Show, starting in NYC! (It travels to some more cities, but i am unsure of the details, you guys)

Opening April 19 …runs through 26th

@ 69 Leonard Street in lower manhattan.  (Right around the corner from the Ghostbusters Firehouse)

1 hour ago on April 18th | J | 850 notes
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larstheyeti:

[theawkwardyeti]

larstheyeti:

[theawkwardyeti]

2 hours ago on April 18th | J | 79 notes
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